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A while ago I started to work as a software engineer for a company in Hannover. I spend about one hour per day on trains between Hannover and Hildesheim. My father sent me some cash for getting a new car. I got car magazines, did some homework and made a schedule with a car dealer. [...]

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The other day I stared at Henri Cartier-Bresson’s Siphnos (the left picture) in a book for a very long time. Dirk felt strange and asked what was so good about this picture. I read the introduction in the book “…the form, tone, proportion, lines, structure and balance (are all perfect)…” to him. He immediately showed [...]

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Joke of the day 3

Weeks ago I ordered two CDs from cdbaby.com. Here is the shipping confirmation from cdbaby:

ellen -
Thanks for your order with CD Baby!

Your CDs have been gently taken from our CD Baby shelves with sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.
A team of 50 employees inspected your CDs and polished them to make sure [...]

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Joke of the Day 2

Dirk and I were at the cosmetic department in Sogo, Causeway Bay, Hong Kong. I was trying out some blush and eye shadow colours. Dirk looked at the prices and said: “My sister likes to buy colours from DIY home improvement hardware stores. There you can get the red colours in 10kg or 20kg buckets [...]

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Joke of the Day 1

Dirk and I are constantly producing jokes in our life, it might not be a bad idea to collect the laughs we have had. Today Dirk’s boss Peter is going to have a Ph.D party at home. Dirk is taking me there.
I was programming in Drools in the afternoon and talked to Dirk for a [...]

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