When I was programming, I constantly got NullPointerExceptions. Maybe it’s not a day for work.
Today is a day to discover tremendous truths. Truths told by my best friend google. 
Truth one: “When you think about it, love is just another search problem.”
Truth two: Got pressing questions about your Contextual Date? More than 500 carefully screened Contextual Dating Advisors are ready to answer your question for as little as $2.50 (per minute), usually within 24 hours and conceivably much, much sooner, depending on your levels of personal desperation and financial werewithal and the quality of your GPS signal and mobile plan. from [google.com]
Truth three:You see ads that might make your date better. from [google.com]
Now google is taking care of our dates too, what else to worry about then?
Life is too short to wait forever, google a soulmate now or never. See in fact what I got today:
- HTTP Code 501
- HTTP Code 503
- HTTP Code 404
- NullPointerException
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